With Disney parks closed and all the Jungle Cruise Skippers stuck at home in quarantine, we thought it best to give them an outlet for their river full of puns. At the suggestion of Skipper Cindy, we sent out a distress signal to Skippers past and present to recreate the jungle on video at home and share their favorite jungle jokes, not their germs.
We’re not lion, Skippers from both Disneyland in California and Walt Disney World in Florida sent in video of their dad jokes at a furious pace. Who knows, we might be able to get Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Emily Blunt to join the cast for the second edition.
Now, without any further ado, we present to you the amazing, the stupendous, the 8th wonder of the world… The World Famous Jungle Cruise: Skipper Quarantine Edition – It’s a Skipper Super Cut!
This video was so popular that Skippers from all over the world sent their own clips to use in a sequel – including Skippers from Tokyo and Hong Kong! Watch Jungle Cruise | Skipper Quarantine Returns HERE.
About your Jungle Cruise Skippers
The World Famous Jungle Cruise is an opening day attraction at Disneyland (1955), Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom (1971), Tokyo Disneyland (1983), and Hong Kong Disneyland (2005). Skippers worldwide share a unique community and infamy among all Disney parks guests. If you see a Skipper in the wild, feel free to rattle off your favorite pun, riddle, or jokes. Just don’t get too close. Their humor is contagious.
To learn more about the Jungle Cruise, check out The Backside of Water Podcast. I’m a cast member on that show and it’s loaded with fun information about all our favorite Disney attractions.
Many thanks to all the Skippers (see below) who shared their jokes. We couldn’t have pun it without you. Special thanks to Barry Hill of the Themed Attraction Podcast for sound effects, Alex Stewart of The Backside of Water for production help, and for Skipper Cindy for starting the bote in the first place.
Cast (in order of appearance):
Skipper Sam, Skipper Romel, Skipper Jen, Skipper Shannon, Skipper Kipp, Dr. David Skipper Marley, Skipper George, Skipper Tim, Skipper Chris, Skipper “Captain” Kurt, Skipper Jamie, Skipper Cindy, Skipper Emily, Skipper Kyle, Skipper Gable, Skipper Sarah, Skipper Rudy, Skipper Chuck, Skipper Karl, Skipper Josh, Skipper “TiKay” Trevor, Skipper Alex, Skipper Eddie, Skipper “Right Guard” Ian, Skipper Larry, Skipper Brian, Skipper Brooke, Skipper “Jungle” Jen, Skipper Nathan, Skipper “Congo” Craig, Skipper Heather, Skipper Joey, Skipper Joey too, Skipper Sarah too, Skipper Steven-with-a-V, Skipper Freddy, Skipper Will, Skipper Chris too, Skipper Leah, Skipper “Krash” Kristen, Skipper Michael, Future Skipper Jack, Skipper Rachel, Skipper Cat
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